I hate your face
I look better un-naked...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
The air was thick with penises
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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