I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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