she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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