kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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