gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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