Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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