I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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