How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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