He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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