That's intense
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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