I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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