I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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