im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
wakey wakey hands off snakey
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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