Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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