my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
sex in a hospital.. check
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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