got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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