You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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