windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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