Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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