She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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