Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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