Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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