Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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