gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize