you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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