If that was your dad, he is hot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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