I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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