I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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