i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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