i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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