In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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