I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you never un-have a 4some
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When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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