I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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