i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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