i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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