why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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