you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I lost the right to judge tonight
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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