her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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