if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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