Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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