i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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