so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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