I heard we made out
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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