So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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