The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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