Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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