what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
As shirtless as possible
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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