there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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