Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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