You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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